For Tunde…

I smile when we talk,
But he gives me the assurance you don’t have.
I see your dimples and your strong build,
He is cute but not my type and emotional.
I am in want of love and attention
But is any of them ready and capable of it, am I?

Kids of nowadays, so out of it.
None observant of the environment,
See her smile at her phone, so beautiful.
Oblivious of her surrounding,
I have the opportunity and also a wife.
Do I ask for her number or just her money?

 

Today is surely not my lucky day,
Which cabman doesn’t have his eye on the lookout of a passenger?!
My heels ache from standing here,
I want my bed before it is light again.
I hear the sound of a crash and boom,
An explosion? Do I turn or run?

So this is the end?
I don’t experience love before I go?
Who at the end was oblivious of their surrounding, hypocrite?
I really love my wife, darling?
Why does my bed keep being far from me?
Are you okay in there?!

Dony the trump.

Hey, there.

Remember how I said I think a lot about things generally.

Well I am here to upload some of them thoughts.

The thought is what of if Donald trump just has mouth and nothing else.

Yea…durhh I know the U.S has gone to war with different countries and they have been the better for it while the country against them was destroyed.

Yea I know that but you know it was maybe one thing or the other that made Egypt so not as great as before.

And feeling great is one of it.

Take Mr Pharaoh, he had lots of talk.

“I will destroy all your children”, yimu Israelites still found way to give birth like rabbit.

” I will overtask y’all”, Israelites still survived.

“You cannot leave my land!They still left.

Brims and stone, many of Egyptian solders were killed that day.

Imagine, you were an Egyptian then, we all know the terror these people could do.

Egyptian: “durhhh pharaoh is no ordinary pharoah, these Israelites are broken eggs”

He most likely didn’t live to see what he said go through.

Or imagine you were from another country but heard news of the internal disorder.

Stranger: “eiiii, is it not Pharaoh? That crazy lord of Egypt. Israelites are done-for”.

He most likely joined Israelites in the journey of going to the promise land he heard they escaped.

For sure, who will support the Israelites.

This is one reason, I laugh at Nigerians.

Lets look at our own problems and face it!

But No, atojubole and ofofo is our hobby.

See, whether we support the U.S or the Iranians, Nigeria will still be among the top corrupt country, the top poorest country and still “developing country”

Do you know how long they have been saying Nigeria is developing?Long before I was born.

Please….which kind of larva are we?!!!When will we fly but no with our wiggle wiggle.

Instead of us to use our small energy to fly.

We will be wiggle wiggle defending trump or the Iranian country.

Those northerners ehn, alakobas.

lerrus face our problems.

Whatever remains of one country or the other, let’s sha pray we don’t become the next Iraq country.

Seeing as both countries, Iran and the US don’t have the chest to fight each other directly.

Two elephants, one grass patch.

So…let’s discuss.How can we develop our transport system?How can we build up our security and Defence system. In case of anything happening?How can Nigeria get better?😐

Cos sincerely, I don’t want my children to still have to be saying why was I born into this country sef?Instead let’s imagine, won’t it be awesome if there is 24 hours light?Wont it be awesome if we become awesome inventors and recognized for it?Wont it be awesome if we became closer to being one of the richest countries?Wont it be awesome if we are not just called giants of Africa for nothing?

N.B I don’t know if it is just Nigerians or everyone in general. People don’t like been “adviced” into change but they gladly accept being “lightly rebuked” into change.

Example

Friend 1: girl, don’t use book to kill yourself. Money is the koko

Girl: no o, leave me

Upper scenario occurs for a month

Friend 2: shior, you are stupid if you think book will take you anywhere. Idiot.

Two days later after this happens.

Girl: ahhh money is the koko o.

Friend 1:(brows raised) now…you know?

Question for the post:

Why is this? Do we lowkey like being forced to improve?

Byer

Plans

There are nights I just find myself unable to sleep.
It is not love o, no boy is doing my heart jigbijigbi.
And it is not exams or test that is giving me sleepless nights like this night o.
But these nights, countless nights have been awesome and tiring.

Sometimes it is crazy o, like I actually feel I am going crazy.

Lol.

Times when i think of one big plan.
Before i entered university, i had a grand plan on how i will open a school and manage it with a farm.
I had all the game plan…cattle session here, rice plantation there, etc.
It always felt like my head was being flooded with visions i can never imagine.
Annoying thing is, i have these plans but dont get to achieve them because
I either dont have enough knowledge, enough money or enough time.
This year must be different.
I move with a goal.
I had these sleepless night in the year 2019.
People of God, those nights will not be a waste.
3rd december, 2020.
We are all yet to see great things.
I included.
I feel it.
Just watchat.
Please if you are in this category, walk in the same spirit.
This year i have a plan
I have a strategy
And i have my goal achieved.
It is ye and amen!

P.S i need to learn spanish o, was having mouth that i know spanish to my friends at barika.
Only to have a strange spanish person chat me up on my facebook blog- evam blogging…and for me to be kaloloing.
My life!!!
Ani, this year se, i wee learn by fire by force.
Yea…my yoruba too will soon be on fleek!

I had to japa!

 

Have a great week, great month and great year ahead.